1. If you are a pretty girl or your group has one, start with a deliberate technical glitch which looks genuine. For example take a random .swf file to a place where you are absolutely sure that no flash player is in sight. The teary eyed female would arouse sympathy.
PS : In case you are an ugly fat male, do not even try this stunt. You would arouse extreme anger instead of sympathy and your presentation is ruined at the first instance
2. Take a note pad with you. The notepad would basically have gibberish but it should seem you have made presentation notes based on some brilliant research. Insist that the light be kept open so that you can read it out. This would also ensure that you can put random crap on your slides as they would not be visible properly.
3. Remember this. Cluttered ppt is an Awesome ppt. Because the inflated B-School ego will make sure that no one admits that they did not understand your ppt. Make the first slide as cluttered as possible. Put all kinds of smart art, weird figures and random charts copy pasted. Refer all of the material.
4. Curve arrows going from top to bottom work best to confuse the tired mind of the evaluator and would put him off to sleep.
5. The second slide should only have figures. You can copy paste the balance sheet of the biggest company which is remotely associated with your topic.
7. Keep a stop watch to repeat the following lines religiously after every 90 seconds –
• For Marketing ppts – “Providing customer value is the most important. Customer is the king”
• For Finance ppts – “Providing shareholder value is the most important. Shareholder is the king”
• For HR ppts – “Providing people value is the most important. People are the king”
• For Consulting ppts – “We did a thorough analysis. Consultant is the king. ”
8. Give 3-4 random solutions to the problem that was given. Find out (Google) exactly the same number of advantages and disadvantages to all. No less no more. In case your audience was not confused before, they will surely be brainstormed now and that's awesome.
9. After sufficiently confusing the audience, open the forum for questions. Only one question would arise “So what is your final recommendation”. Pick any one, state its advantage and then say but in case (Now return to point 7 and get into an infinite loop).
This article is written by Mayank Lodha, an IIM Lucknow alumnus, from the batch of 2014. An avid blogger and writer in the humour genre on campus, he is currently making PPT’s for a living as an Associate Consultant at Feedback Infra, Delhi.
Another article by Mayank- CV points Reality check
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17 May 2014, 01.36 PM
Rahul Teotia
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17 May 2014, 02.12 PM
Tarun M
Now I can live with peace ....just left an offer from IIM L for MS/PhD in US. #in_search_of_a_meaningful_life
17 May 2014, 02.28 PM
Abhishek Dua
Liked the author's bio the most :)
17 May 2014, 03.31 PM
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Debalina Haldar
:D
17 May 2014, 04.11 PM |
Satwinder Singh
I believe in the philosophy of Equivalent Exchange. What you give is ultimately what you get. Superheroes inspire me, the Universe fascinates me, and homo sapiens intrigue me. I blog at: www.satwinderspeaks.blogspot.com I am a hardcore reader, and I love reading all kinds of books. Gaming and watching anime are my secondary passions. I also strongly appreciate Japanese and Indian culture. Currently, pursuing an MBA from FMS Delhi. Take care everyone. :)
And I thought this was a Serious article on making good ppts :P
17 May 2014, 04.19 PM
Riya Arora
Best article read so far!!!?
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