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During a girls gossip session in a wing… we realized that every guy at IIM B has a girl friend in campus or claims to have one outside the campus. Sadly, both might not be true. Here’s a successful MBA’s strategy. Segmentation: Research your market through platforms such as Facebook, Instagram, twitter etc on basis a) Demographics - Age & Relationship status b) Behavioral - Cost of maintenance c) Psychographic – Activities, interests and opinions. Targeting: Positioning: 1. Competitor Benchmarking Groom yourself, go to gym, make some dole-sholes… monetize your resources which are valued by the customer segment. This will increase your bargain power exponentially but will also help you in your final sales pitch (the proposal); Generate POD’s and maintain POP’s   2. Optimize communities Get into one of the big 4 clubs which gives you same stature like joining one of the big 4 consulting firms   3. Social media marketing   4. Re-contextualize global eyeballs Generate publicity buzz about you through making confessions in confession pages. Owned media - you wrote it yourself; Paid media - Lure your friend to shut up and not reveal; Earned media - when your friends and class mates talk about it   5. Increase your brand awareness and brand re-call Initiate direct marketing programs   6. Target collaborative users Network in parties, classrooms, sports etc to utilize grape vine to convey veiled message to the target.   7. Syndicate one to one infomediaries - Push marketing by not hesitating and going right way to her room - flirt, lend a crying shoulder   8. Cultivate dynamic partnerships with the duff   9. Stream line mission critical methodologies and extend synergistic initiatives She gets a C and your knowledge sharing and late night studies suddenly becomes mission critical. Make most of it.   10. Final call to action for target retention – Prepare a holistic sales pitch comprising value add deliverables.